But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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