Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
