you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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