remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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