NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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