fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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