Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I wish i was in the wii world.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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