Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
