im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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