You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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