Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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