I swear she didn't look like that last week.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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