Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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