Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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