Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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