It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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