Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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