When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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