She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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