This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
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im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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