Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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