I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
party gras won. party gras always wins.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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