whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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