Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
time to smoke my breakfast
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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