Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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