maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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