sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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