You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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