Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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