I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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