How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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