i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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