Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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