normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
NoShamevember. You game?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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