Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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