you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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