jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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