Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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