I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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