So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
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I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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