Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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