You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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