Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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