That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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