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If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
no you cant smoke seaweed
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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