do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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