Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
