I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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