Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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