I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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