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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her

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• (925): View more from California

  i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.

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  I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.

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