Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.