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• (313): View more from Michigan

  At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?

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• (516): View more from New York

  you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  "If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Beer acquired. Food is cooking

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  Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.

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• (916): View more from California

  Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?

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• (435): View more from Utah

  All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.

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