im drinking this country out of the recession.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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