I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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