I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Randomize
