I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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