Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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